i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag
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my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
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Source: confusinglyawesome
- FALL OUT BOY HAVE A NEW ALBUM
- COBRA STARSHIP ARE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM
- PANIC! AT THE DISCO ARE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM
- WILLIAM BECKETT’S WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM
Let’s not forget that Cute Is What We Aim For and The Hush Sound are also working on albums and a comeback…
I woke up in 2007. Hallelujah.
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Source: suarezalex
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
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